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horror movie opening scene

white girl:  i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:  come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:  you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:  lmao  they continue walking for a few seconds  *white couple hears noise*
white girl:  babe what that??
white boy:  i'll go investigate  *leaves her alone*  *choking noises*
white girl:  zack!!!
white boy:  ha ha just kidding!
white girl:  asshole!
white boy:  im just playin babe
white girl:  that wasnt funny but ur still cute  *playful kiss*  *things turn sexy*  *hear noise*
white boy:  i'll go investigate  *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*  *maybe a thud*
white girl:  zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!  *she walks and he dead*
white girl:  ahhh!!  *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:  ahhh!!!  *white girl runs*  *dead end*  *hides*  *thinks she free n safe*  *guy catches her*  *cuts her*  *she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:  BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D


*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*


my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me

natalie dormer


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whatever else marvel does from here on out. at least I will always have cap 2